So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
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I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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