We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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