would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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