and you said cock pushups were impossible
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
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I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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