I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
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As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
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The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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