Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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