Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
