covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Randomize
