Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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