so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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