And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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