I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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