What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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