he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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