D3 body, D1 cock
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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