Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
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I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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