"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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