just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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