I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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