There is no way he is gay with that hair.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
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I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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