I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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