So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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