This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
one two three fourrrrnication!
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
whose ass print is on the piano?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night