What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner