and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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