He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
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When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
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I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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