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(314): View more from Missouri

he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex

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(201): View more from New Jersey

"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm

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(760): View more from California

My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?

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(708): View more from Illinois

I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.

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(330): View more from Ohio

i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm

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(757): View more from Virginia

Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?

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(269): View more from Michigan

The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.

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