Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Hungover. No words. Just memes.