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• (813): View more from Florida

  so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol

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  well its been awhile since I've surfed

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...

  (480): View more from Arizona

  exactly, that's why i want something interesting

  (512): View more from Texas

  slutty neuroscientist?

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.

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• (646): View more from New York

  I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  So how did it go?

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  I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.

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