Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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