What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
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I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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