if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I AM VODKA MAN
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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