You work out of a Hotel?
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
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I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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