Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
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It's official drugs can't kill me
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
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Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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