I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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