I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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