I've blown a few things in my day
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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