just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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