I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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