using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
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A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
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What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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