david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
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so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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