the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
i will never coherently bang her
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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