can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
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