Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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