break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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