What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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