How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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