He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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