sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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