This show inspires me to have sex in space
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I love you.
Bad choice
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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