Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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