no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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