addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
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I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
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I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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