This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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