Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
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he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
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posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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