I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
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I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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