I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Randomize
