fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.