spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Randomize
